Johnny Hall memoirs

Johnny Hall enjoys Japanese food and making movies. By trade he is a web designer. He currently resides in Columbus, Ohio, while his clever wife finishes grad school.

  • While walking around Austin

    18
    Apr

    While walking around Austin I found a man dressed in a black cape and a rainbow clown wig. He was holding a cardboard sign that read "Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

  • Today's outfit

    29
    Mar

    Green t-shirt from Cotton On, blue hoodie from The Warehouse, brown corduroys (not pictured) from The Gap, mismatching socks from my wife's sock draw (also not pictured).

  • "You've changed!"

    29
    Mar

    "You've changed since you started dating that bitch Natalie!" a friend said to me one afternoon.

  • Crime terrifies me

    25
    Feb

    Crime terrifies me. A few years ago I experienced a home invasion and the experience really stuck. I’ll often dream of shady burglars terrorising my home, and piles of clothing will transform themselves into master thieves in the night.

  • Dear Cynthia

    24
    Feb

    Dear Cynthia, I write to you as I fear I've done it again: I have fallen in love. She is young and charming and naive and reminds me of you. Always of you.

  • Yesterday I spent several minutes

    04
    Feb

    Yesterday I spent several minutes wondering what the collective noun for fettuccine was. Then I realised it was just fettuccine.

  • When I have a nightmare

    27
    Jan

    When I have a nightmare you hold my hand until I’m no longer restless.