Johnny Hall memoirs

Johnny Hall enjoys Japanese food and making movies. By trade he is a web designer. He currently resides in Columbus, Ohio, while his clever wife finishes grad school.

  • I wouldn't be surprised

    27
    Jan

    I wouldn't be surprised if someone asked me how much I'm selling my Persian rug for today, as my chest hair is getting out of control.

  • When I have a nightmare

    27
    Jan

    When I have a nightmare you hold my hand until I’m no longer restless.

  • His last name was Sukrah

    25
    Jan

    His last name was Sukrah but she wasn’t sure how to spell it, so she just wrote ‘Soccer’. ‘John Soccer’.

  • I sat alone in a bar

    23
    Jan

    I sat alone in a bar at a leaving party, staring at a blank wall. I suddenly wondered if I'd been cross eyed my entire life and if people had just been manipulating photos of me to make me feel better.

  • "HAPPY FEET was shite"

    22
    Jan

    "HAPPY FEET was shite, Nicolai, and I don't think I can bring myself to buy you the book."

The Tweeters

Just as well I'm A BEASTMASTER when it comes to writing code.
6 hours ago from web

Last.FM

Currently, I'm slow dancing to The Jezabels – Mace Spray