Johnny Hall memoirs

Johnny Hall enjoys Japanese food and making movies. By trade he is a web designer. He currently resides in Columbus, Ohio, while his clever wife finishes grad school.

  • Yesterday I spent several minutes

    04
    Feb

    Yesterday I spent several minutes wondering what the collective noun for fettuccine was. Then I realised it was just fettuccine.

  • When I have a nightmare

    27
    Jan

    When I have a nightmare you hold my hand until I’m no longer restless.

  • I sat alone in a bar

    23
    Jan

    I sat alone in a bar at a leaving party, staring at a blank wall. I suddenly wondered if I'd been cross eyed my entire life and if people had just been manipulating photos of me to make me feel better.

  • "HAPPY FEET was shite"

    22
    Jan

    "HAPPY FEET was shite, Nicolai, and I don't think I can bring myself to buy you the book."

  • You're making me swear and be sassy

    15
    Jan

    "You're making me swear and be sassy. I fucking adore you."

  • Due to lack of energy

    14
    Jan

    Due to lack of energy, I've decided to go vegan for a week. 'Why not just go vegetarian?' you ask? Cheese. I eat too much of it and it's too accessible.

  • You are my constant

    24
    Nov

    You are my constant and my only home and I'm so glad I met you.