He: Did you wet your pants?
08
Mar
He: Did you wet your pants?
She: I was doing the dishes.
He: So that's your way of saying you 'wet your pants'?
She: No!
He: I used to 'wash the dishes' when I was a kid.
She: You had problems with wetting the bed when you were a kid...?
He: I've already answered that question.
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