Memoirs from December 2010
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After making fun of you
27
DecAfter making fun of you for being clumsy, you punched me in the balls in front of three little old women.
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Your uncle
24
DecYour uncle approached me with a smile. "Give us a kiss!" he said.
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This morning, I nearly drowned in the ocean
18
DecThis morning, I nearly drowned in the ocean. I became exhausted, tasted salt water, and panicked.
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She awoke suddenly
01
DecShe awoke suddenly and poked her head around the corner.
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The Tweeters
Someone somewhere in the world just made a delicious chili and I can't stop thinking about it. #mmm
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Last.FM
Currently, I'm lip syncing to Justin Timberlake – Blue Ocean Floor