Memoirs from December 2010
After making fun of you for being clumsy, you punched me in the balls in front of three little old women.
Your uncle approached me with a smile. "Give us a kiss!" he said.
This morning, I nearly drowned in the ocean. I became exhausted, tasted salt water, and panicked.
She awoke suddenly and poked her head around the corner.
Someone somewhere in the world just made a delicious chili and I can't stop thinking about it. #mmm
1 week ago from web
Currently, I'm lip syncing to Justin Timberlake – Blue Ocean Floor