Johnny Hall memoirs

• Crime terrifies me

  25
  Feb

  Crime terrifies me. A few years ago I experienced a home invasion and the experience really stuck. I’ll often dream of shady burglars terrorising my home, and piles of clothing will transform themselves into master thieves in the night.

• Dear Cynthia

  24
  Feb

  Dear Cynthia, I write to you as I fear I've done it again: I have fallen in love. She is young and charming and naive and reminds me of you. Always of you.

• Yesterday I spent several minutes

  04
  Feb

  Yesterday I spent several minutes wondering what the collective noun for fettuccine was. Then I realised it was just fettuccine.

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