Johnny Hall memoirs

• You are my constant

  24
  Nov

  You are my constant and my only home and I'm so glad I met you.

• So many people love you

  29
  Oct

  So many people love you. But I don't. Not quite yet, you old floozy.

• Dear Bob and Nancy

  07
  Jul

  Dear Bob and Nancy.

• I spent the last 11 hours

  14
  Jun

  I spent the last 11 hours trying to work out how to rephrase 'I hope you're okay'. No such luck.

• I thought you'd died

  27
  Apr

  I thought you'd died so I planned your funeral. You probably thought I was an idiot for doing so. It turned out you were fine.

• We drank tequila

  14
  Mar

  We drank tequila and shared stories. It was lovely. Really, really lovely.

• On an otherwise normal day

  10
  Mar

  On an otherwise normal day, two angry women decided to make each other bleed at an intersection.

• Let me just clean up this blood

  27
  Feb

  "Let me just clean up this blood, then I'll be ready to go," she said.

• At 12:51PM

  26
  Feb

  At 12:51PM I should have been in town signing a life insurance policy.

• As we sat in traffic

  25
  Feb

  As we sat in traffic, we talked about how weird it was to compare real life to the movies.

• We are not useless

  25
  Feb

  We are not useless.

• An old woman from across the street

  24
  Feb

  An old woman from across the street walked into your house with a bottle of gin.

• Those 3 seconds

  24
  Feb

  Those 3 seconds were the worst of my life.

• I'm really sorry

  24
  Feb

  I'm really sorry I didn't fight for you.

• You were killed in the disaster

  24
  Feb

  You were killed in the disaster.

• A husband and wife

  24
  Feb

  A husband and wife lay together.

• One day I'll sit down

  24
  Feb

  One day I'll sit down and cry my eyes out over all of this.

• The old man raised his cane

  15
  Feb

  The old man raised his cane with a wink and a smile.

• "So you're getting the bus from where?"

  08
  Feb

  "So you're getting the bus from where?" he asked.

• We got married on Saturday

  27
  Jan

  We got married on Saturday, and I completely forgot to tell the internet how much I love you.

• I checked my look in the mirror

  13
  Jan

  I checked my look in the mirror.

• I don't want to be young any more

  12
  Jan

  I don't want to be young any more.

• I've once again packed my suitcase

  11
  Jan

  I've once again packed my suitcase and washed a stranger's bed sheets.

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