Memoirs from 2011
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You are my constant
24
NovYou are my constant and my only home and I'm so glad I met you.
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So many people love you
29
OctSo many people love you. But I don't. Not quite yet, you old floozy.
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Dear Bob and Nancy
07
JulDear Bob and Nancy.
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I spent the last 11 hours
14
JunI spent the last 11 hours trying to work out how to rephrase 'I hope you're okay'. No such luck.
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I thought you'd died
27
AprI thought you'd died so I planned your funeral. You probably thought I was an idiot for doing so. It turned out you were fine.
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We drank tequila
14
MarWe drank tequila and shared stories. It was lovely. Really, really lovely.
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On an otherwise normal day
10
MarOn an otherwise normal day, two angry women decided to make each other bleed at an intersection.
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Let me just clean up this blood
27
Feb"Let me just clean up this blood, then I'll be ready to go," she said.
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At 12:51PM
26
FebAt 12:51PM I should have been in town signing a life insurance policy.
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As we sat in traffic
25
FebAs we sat in traffic, we talked about how weird it was to compare real life to the movies.
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We are not useless
25
FebWe are not useless.
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An old woman from across the street
24
FebAn old woman from across the street walked into your house with a bottle of gin.
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Those 3 seconds
24
FebThose 3 seconds were the worst of my life.
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I'm really sorry
24
FebI'm really sorry I didn't fight for you.
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You were killed in the disaster
24
FebYou were killed in the disaster.
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A husband and wife
24
FebA husband and wife lay together.
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One day I'll sit down
24
FebOne day I'll sit down and cry my eyes out over all of this.
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The old man raised his cane
15
FebThe old man raised his cane with a wink and a smile.
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"So you're getting the bus from where?"
08
Feb"So you're getting the bus from where?" he asked.
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We got married on Saturday
27
JanWe got married on Saturday, and I completely forgot to tell the internet how much I love you.
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I checked my look in the mirror
13
JanI checked my look in the mirror.
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I don't want to be young any more
12
JanI don't want to be young any more.
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I've once again packed my suitcase
11
JanI've once again packed my suitcase and washed a stranger's bed sheets.
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